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Post by Ravvij on Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:56 pm

Funny, but enjoyable things about the opposite sex.

Basicly...
Men are like cats and women are like wolves.
1. Guys like to be scratched on the head for hours at a time. (In cluding me)
Girls like their heads/hair to be stroked.
2. Guys HATE to have their stomach messed with. (My cat attacks me like I would if someone messed with my stomach)
Girls seem to like it for some reason. (IDK why...I've thought about it and tried to put myself in a girl's position. The only answer I could come up with is "Maternal instinct")
3. Guys just need to punch once to settle a score.
Girls carry a grudge to the grave.
4. Most guys can't stand kids.
Most girls get along easily with kids.
5. Both LOVE to have their back scratched.

Also...
Men are like Gorillas and women are like Bears.
1. Fathers don't care what you do as long as it doesn't get in their way.
Mothers worry too much about what you do.
2. Fathers will slap you out of the way.
Mothers will pick you up THEN move you where you're not in the way.

I just thought that the similarities between the animals and humans was funny.

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Post by Karai on Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:51 pm

lol very nice! XD and true Oo
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